tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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jacknoir:

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THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD

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yocalio:

Let the sky fall. When it crumbles. We will stand tall.

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japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl:

No one asked Jack if he would kindly give a fuck

So he doesn’t have to

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kellywren:

Best Covers

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bad-wolf-tardis:

now where have i seen that face in gif 2?

oh right

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hotlocalsingle:

the kids i was babysitting had a fish like this and her name was gladys

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jtotheizzoe:

The chemical formulas of various substances used to mimic plant-based aromas and flavors. 

Tastes like science.

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valar-morghulis:

by limpcn

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Bioshock Infinite|Random 5/(?)

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things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

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